Santa Gets Served

Santa was taunted and beaten to a pulp,
He drunk a 40 oz all in one gulp.

Santa committed crimes and then tried to run,
But Santa was shot by his own little gun.

Santa's an old crooked white beast,
Santa's death was celebrated at a feast.

A tisket, a tasket, Santa's in a casket,
His swine and cheese were burned in a basket.

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