Doggy for Dinner

"Give me back my dog," you so boldly demanded
That's not possible, you're too underhanded.

I grabbed your dog beating it on the floor
Hung it in the freezer selling it in the store.

Batter dipped in gravy your pooch was fried
Do you really wanna know how your poor dog died?

Very meaty and tasty it's flesh so tender
For some old filthy dog your life you surrender.

Your dog is being served with Stove Top Stuffin'
You can see his eyes in those blueberry muffins.

It's very unfortunate how you ate your dog
Rover was served with slices of hog.

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