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Bathroom Trauma: The Larry Craig Incident

Horny teachers in the classroom, senators in the bathrooms
Giving each other blowjobs, feeling each other’s ass-booms

Under the stall divider he moves his hand
In search of some action with another man

All of a sudden you hear some papers fall
You look down you see his foot in your stall

In public restrooms this really do happen
Seeking a response his foot starts to tappin’

With tap number one, he wanted hands to jerk-him
With tap number two, he wanted your mouth to work-him

With tap number three, oh he’s a gay ass freak
That meant he wanted you to spread your cheeks

Trapped in the stall, you’re now in shock
He’s peaking in, trying to break the lock

The door suddenly opens he’s licking his lips
Learning the hard way, his ass was kicked.

-Aquil Aziz
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